This is an interesting conversation that I had with a husband who from the look of things every one would believe he is a happily married man. The piece is written in poetic line.
Conversation with a frustrated husband
"Hello, Marjorie can you talk?
“Sure I am all ears.”
“Well Marjorie I am so depressed,”
“Is that so.” What is the problem?
“I am longing to get some good decent f…k”
What’s wrong with your Janie?
“Nothing, she has no interest’ in give it to me"
The credit on my card is running out
I am going to be cut off”
“Why not drop by and let us discuss it”.
“Ok Marjorie, I’m coming right away
Listen, Marjorie I take care of my family.
I pay the mortgage, take care of most utilities
Provide grocery, school fees,
Provide even a household help, every thing
A man can do for his wife and family
You see I want them to be happy and
My wife Janie to be proud of me.
I am proud of Janie, she is beautiful,
I give physical and financial support to
Her educational growth, for these I feel real good,
She is articulate and pleasant to every one
She makes me look and feel like a man outside,
Other men covet me, but she has eyes for only me”.
“But things seem to be well with Janie and you Paul,”
“That how it looks Marjorie dear,
But I am frustrated, depressed and very miserable”.
What did I tell you before?
I said I needed some very good f…k
If Janie knows how my eyes are wondering,
How my tongue lulls like a dog for a bone
When other voluptuous women go passing by.
No man should feel this way having a woman like Janie.
Marjorie, I look at my self and start to assess the situation
I am a young man in my prime
What am I getting from this marriage?
Sometimes I would be satisfied if Janie would just sit,
Let me rest my head in her lap, kiss me,
Rub my head and tells me that she loves me,
But, Oh no, Janie has no time for these.
So what am I really getting from this marriage?
Not even the simple things that all marriages should have,
Like clothes prepared, or food on table set,
The helper takes care of all those chores.
Marjorie, can you see what is in it for me?
Have you spoken to her Paul?
“ Sure she says that’s how she is, and cannot change,
Like mother, sister, cousin and aunt,
However she makes these unreasonable demands
And expects me to jump at here every command.
So what are you going to do dear Paul?
“Marjorie, I just do not know,
I am beginning to think of King Solomon,
King David and the late Robert Nesta Marley.
The many wives and children spawn
Yet their first marriages remained intact."
"I want my marriage to remain intact,
And my children to grow up with me,
I have tried to remain a faithful husband
And try my best to live by God’s Command.
But Marjorie, I did not make myself who I am
I am made a very virile man so I need my sexual
Urges fulfilled and a wife should do just that”
“So Paul how much sex would satisfy you my man?
“Well Marjorie, seven days a week is what I relish
But for Janie’s sake I would be satisfied with four,
But she doesn’t even want to handout one
And now I am at the end of my rope
To the point that I will beg no more,
For many women are out side there
To cater to all my whims and my every demand
Janie dear, no more will I worry your pretty little head”.
“But Paul this is a serious affair, you both need counseling”
“Marjorie you could never dare say such a thing
To my dear self righteous little Janie
Sex is not a part of dear Master God's plan,
This was just one of his minor mistakes,
To her a marriage can be the most beautiful thing
Without the sex and the” lovey dovey” part
But for me Marjorie dear sex is the most important part".
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“Well my dear friend Paul , I do not care
For I am going to write Janie a little note ,
And let her know if she cares about
You, her marriage and children at all,
She had better start giving you what you call
Some good, decent out right f..k.
.For I am tempted to give it to you myself
.For I am tempted to give it to you myself
But on one condition my dear Paul,
I want my mortgage paid, the groceries,
The children and the helper too, and although
I may not be very bright,
you will pay to educate me too.
you will pay to educate me too.
The subjects of my course will be ,
How to please and keep my man,
The sensuous woman,
Types and dosage of female Viagra,
Female sex hormone therapy
The value of Blue movie in marriage.
The final degree will read
All geared hot and ready
“The Best hot F….ing woman”
Guaranteed to please any man
With my qualification my dear Paul
You will never loose your Christian path
Nor think one single adulterous thought
For I will be your own dear personal
F…king machine “
Soy Criada
Copyright @Juliet Christie Murray 2006
NB.
Any wife reading this poem please contact me I would like to write Her Side But I need some concrete Facts. Or you may list them and send them to or post your quote on this site.
Soy Criada
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