What Drugs Were You On When You Dreamed Up That Crazy Pick Up Line?

Often its truly tough to be single. I was at a local bar 1 or 2 days ago and a man walked up to me and related I'm hoping there's a fire fighter around because you are smokin'. Please. Don't try really hard. This isn't simple for us either. We have about 5 seconds to figure out if you may be the person we've been hunting for all our life, or just another person who wants yet another fast score. These cheesy pick up lines don't make it any easier to work out who the heck you are .

What has 150 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper?
See what I mean. How am I supposed to work out who you actually are when you open with a line like that? What if we start dating and it turns into something special? Do you truly want our how did you two meet story to begin with that line? I suspect not. So , I must think any guy opening with that line is searching for one thing, and by the way, its not available.

I'm hoping you know CPR, as you are taking my breath away.
And, why are they called pickup lines anyhow? Is that your final goal, to pick up a girl? Pick up and what? So, girl pick up lines for guys, in my view, never have to be clever or clever. And for sure, they never should be acquired and paid for like the ones I just discussed. The web is brim-full of sites with hundreds of these one liners. The 1st time you read through them, I must admit, they seem to be a little funny. But as soon as a girl hears one in a bar they turn from funny to pathetic.

Here are some of the most pathetic :

• Pardon me, are you in heat?!
• Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
• Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
• Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
• I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
• Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
• Do you want to see something swell?
• Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
• Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
• I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

I wish you were DSL, so I could get high-speed access.
So , should I give you some opening lines that truly might work? As a girl that spends a Saturday night once in a while at a local bar, I'll say that offering to buy a girl a drink will work with the right girl. The difficulty is plenty of my friends will take the drink and run. So I understand your concern with this approach. But , how about when she asserts sure then you say lets grab a table and talk, Ill get the waitress to bring us a pair drinks. What are you drinking.

If she just wants the drink, shell blow you off. If she agrees, nice things could happen.

Crizza Reyes
Crizza is a writer and speaker on women's subjects and regularly will write on her personal experiences. For more information about girl pick up lines for guys please feel free to visit our web site http://www.girlpickuplinesforguys.com.